I Found The One Car That Has A Sillier Name Than The Gumpert,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/30/2014 at 22:43 • Filed to: ebay

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The 1963 Borgward Isabella Coupe! I think Jalopnik should buy this and get it concours correctly restored.

MMMMmmmmmmm BORGWARD

BORGWARD!

Tail fins? CHECK

Bench seats? DOUBLE CHECK

Column shifted manual? FUCKING CHECK

JUST LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING MILES!!!!1

IS THAT INTAKE COMING ON TO ME? YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT

REAR WHEEL DRIVE WITH INDEPENDANT SUSPENSION AND FLAT FLOORS? IT'S A GODAMN RACECAR!

Located in Beverly Hills, California. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 22:46

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Buy an old AMC with a three on the tree and feel like a real MVP

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 22:46

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Donkervoort.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 03/30/2014 at 22:47

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BORGWARD

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 22:47

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DONKERVOORT.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 03/30/2014 at 22:48

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BORGWARD ISABELLA

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 22:50

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Don't test me...

CRider > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 22:52

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"Hello, Autozone? I'd like to order some parts for my Borgward Isabella, 1963- what? No, it's a car. Yes it's a real car, I just need a few parts for it. Borg-ward. B-O-R-G-W-A-R- hello? Hello? GODDAMNIT!"

Goggles Pizzano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 23:17

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Saw this one a couple of years ago. Restored, 1959, and 2-tone make all the difference.

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 23:21

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I really want to buy and daily this, but I'm afraid I'll have to succumb to the accusations of hipsterness to drive this thing.

t_s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 03:31

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Mazda Bongo Friendee.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Goggles Pizzano 03/31/2014 at 08:48

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Oooh! Red piping. That looks great.

The Car Guy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2014 at 16:00

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Actually I want this. Those lines are sexy. But damn trying to find parts for it.